Well where can I start with this one, well first of all I will apologies because as the topic suggests all the jokes are going to be really bad...
There are so many jokes which fall into the category of really bad jokes, in fact if I could write them all down I can probably do one million words rather than the minimum 400, so I have decided to just pick some of the really bad jokes at random to start with then finish on what I would consider to be the world's worst jokes.
"Why did the Chicken cross the road?"
"To get to the other side"
"Why did the Monkey cross the road?"
"To get to the Chicken"
Even though these types of jokes are bad, I don't consider them to rank as high up as the world's worst jokes, (I really apologies again at this point, as this article is only going to get worse from here. To be honest it can't get much better or it wouldn't be called the world's worst jokes) what about these then: -
"What's Black and White and Red all over?"
"A Newspaper / a penguin with sunburn"
I am really, really sorry, it gets worse than that...
Two blondes walk into a building, neither of them saw it!
A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says "Why the long face?"
I don't know how you are still reading, even I can't bear it much longer, but I have still got to make the minimum 400 words, but before I tell you what I consider to be the worlds worst jokes, I will give you some examples which come a very close second.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Patient "Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains."
Doctor "Pull yourself together"
Well, pretty much any Doctor, Doctor Joke ranks number two because they are all pretty rubbish. Are you still reading well I’m sorry to disappoint you when you find out that the world’s worst jokes are any and every single "Knock Knock" joke!
I dun ap
I dun ap Who?
Is that what the smell is!
See what I mean, and believe me whichever one you select none of them are funny in any way and nobody will ever be able to change my mind on this subject.
I am really sorry for the rubbish jokes.